One way to whittle down the long hours on a plane is by joining the Mile High Club.
What is the Mile High Club?
It’s not the same as the Frequent Flier Club. The Mile High Club is a term used to describe people who have engaged in sexual activity while up in mid-flight, either with strangers or travel companions.
Pros of joining the Mile High Club
- Makes the flight more enjoyable and keeps you occupied when the movies get boring
- Can meet new people
- Can boast to whoever will listen afterwards that you’re in the Club
Cons of joining the Mile High Club
- If you’re in the bathroom, it’s a bit cramped and you’ll keep people waiting outside
- Some flight turbulence could ruin everything
- Might be awkward when you return to your seat
Famous Mile High Club members
- Actor Ralph Fiennes
- Richard Branson
- Janet Jackson
- Countless others
Can I join?
Yes, there is an actual Mile High Club that you can join and share your stories. Or take a Mile High Club charter!
August 1st, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Although the idea of the Mile High Club sounds interesting, I don’t think I will join anytime soon. Apart from the uncomfortable surrounding and cramped bathroom, I don’t see the fun in it. In these times people get grounded for less and who wants to pay the bill for a plane diverted to another airport or else. But then – maybe I’m just too conservative or simply more into relaxed, comfortable sex then just a quickie in an actually ‘forbidden’ area. But hey – we live in a free world. So everyone should do how one please.
August 1st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
True, you don’t want to get into trouble and it’s easier to just listen to your iPod or have a nap.
August 1st, 2007 at 9:31 pm
I’m not a member and don’t plan to become one. I spend as little time as I can in those bathrooms because they just seem yucky dirty to me.
Do you think the mile high club will ever convert to metric?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Flying with children will definitely ensure that you never get to join the club.
I sure would like for Ralph Fiennes to initiate me, though.
December 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Marry Christmas and happy New Year 2010